Went to a scummy pawn shop yesterday with a couple friends. The manager kept blatantly farting in front of us, then asked us to rate our shopping experience. Real life isn’t like the TV shows.

On the plus side, we saw a squished candy that looked like a troll doll.

I’m getting new glasses tomorrow and have been trying stuff out through the magic of Photoshop. What do you think of this style? Am I hipster sophisticated enough?

I’m getting new glasses tomorrow and have been trying stuff out through the magic of Photoshop. What do you think of this style? Am I hipster sophisticated enough?

gif-weenus:

me, cooking.

gif-weenus:

me, cooking.

thereal1990s:

Pulp Fiction (1994)

thereal1990s:

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Tonight I realized I own underwear that are more than ten years old. Boxers. Survivors of the boxer brief transition. Relics from a bygone era.

I’m disappointed in the new Why Eating Organic Is Better! video from . It’s very misleading. Almost everything they say is completely wrong. It seems to be based entirely in misconception and misinformation. It’s unfortunate, because I used to think those videos were pretty reliable. Now I wonder what else they’ve gotten wrong.

asapscience:

Excellent advice from (arguably) the coolest physicist to have ever lived, Richard Feynman: you don’t have to be a genius to want to study science, you just have to work hard!
Edit: just realized the initial quote reads: “ordinary” rather than “normal” — our apologies for the screw up! 
Photo via Vice, quote via whats-out-there

That’s bullshit, Richard. Bullshit!
You were goddamn gifted and you know it.

asapscience:

Excellent advice from (arguably) the coolest physicist to have ever lived, Richard Feynman: you don’t have to be a genius to want to study science, you just have to work hard!

Edit: just realized the initial quote reads: “ordinary” rather than “normal” — our apologies for the screw up! 

Photo via Vice, quote via whats-out-there

That’s bullshit, Richard. Bullshit!

You were goddamn gifted and you know it.

marigolds-sorry:

I really really needed this wow

scottlava:

“I think I need a root canal. I definitely need a long, slow root canal.”
Go see the REVENGE OF THE SHOWDOWNS exhibition at Gallery 1988(WEST) in LA now until August 2!

scottlava:

I think I need a root canal. I definitely need a long, slow root canal.”

Go see the REVENGE OF THE SHOWDOWNS exhibition at Gallery 1988(WEST) in LA now until August 2!